We Don’t Want To Know What’s In That Bottle
We really, really hope that bottle someone left behind on a plane has apple juice and nothing but apple juice. This must be the kind of stuff nightmares are made of.
Did Anyone Order A Pizza?
Airplane food is not much better than school cafeteria food or hospital food. We get it, sometimes that stuff is gross and we only eat it because the alternative is starving for like 12 hours. But if it’s cold, you can just ask the flight attendant to heat it up for you. There is no need to do this.