Funny Russian Online Dating Profiles

It Follows

Felicity will love you so much she’ll follow you to the end of the world. Even if you don’t want her to, she would hide in your trunk for hours. Give her the credit she deserves.

Greg The Tough

Greg is so tough he thinks real tattoos are for pussies. The good thing about him is that you can convince him to erase the tattoos you don’t want. You can even write the shopping list on his arm.