You Think I Farted When I Didn’t
Oh, if we had a penny for every time someone wrongly accused of us farting! Grow up, kid. You won’t survive middle school if you get this upset over a fart that wasn’t yours.
Don’t Call The Police
This kid here left pretty clear instructions on what to do. Once his parents realize he’s gone, they are not to contact the authorities. We doubt he made it very far.