You Are Mean
‚Mom and dad are being mean so I’ll run away. Let’s hope they don’t call the police or the FBI, wouldn’t want to inconvenience those guys with my tantrum.‘
You Are Ruining My Life
Poor mom! Maybe she just wanted you to eat your vegetables so you can grow happy and strong! One day you will understand serving you some broccoli with your pasta is not this great act of evil you’re making it out to be.