Lids on cups can be a danger if they are not closed properly, but this is just too much: not only this person won’t be able to enjoy her smoothie but also cleaning that up will be complicated.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day but apparently, if this happens to you, you won’t be having such a great day after all. All the eggs are now a part of your floors.
This probably happened to you at some point and this is by far the definition of bad luck: they are calling all numbers except yours and you are not leaving anytime soon. That sucks.